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ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

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pizza is an acceptable meal at all times of the day

(Source: date, via gnarly)


what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes

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"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

(Source: pemsylvania, via gnarly)

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